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Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.
I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
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Drop a ham

To take an exeptionally large and smelly dump.
Did someone drop a ham in here, I can't hardly breathe.
by Biff Cool May 30, 2006
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Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham
by Saucybastard November 28, 2018
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Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass
I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.
by Boogie 63 March 9, 2021
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looking for a ham sandwich

when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz
do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.
by monkeydan January 8, 2008
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baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.
"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."
by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017
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A gin and a ham in a hole

Derived from the Irish Gaelic (cén t-am atá ann le do thoil) meaning "what time is it please?"
hey mate a gin and a ham in a hole?

its 9:15 hoss
by Hossbox November 21, 2018
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