A.S.

(ante scriptum): the opposite of a post scriptum (P.S.), seen at the beginning, rather than the end, of formal classical letters (physical forms of correspondence other than e-mail or fax-if anyone knows what those are anymore, in a tech dominated world!).

An A.S. can also serve as a caveat or an opening N.B. statement.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2014

A.S.

Anal Sadness - this horrible condition is usually a result of poor choices when eating the hottest, face melting Chicken Wings with your buddies. It *will* afflict you - you can't run from it, I promise.

I can't come to work today, I'm suffering from A.S. - can't talk.. gotta run!!

by plywoodchicken December 28, 2015

a/s

Afternoon snack

*picture of food* «This is my a/s».

by Mangochic January 2, 2018

A's

When someone takes the first hit of something, they are taking "A's". The second hit can be described as someone taking "B's".

Yo, can I get A's? Nah bro, you got B's. I am taking A's.

by jman57491 May 29, 2020

A&S

a love so pure

Our life together is never ending, forever, A&S.

by 소피아 January 24, 2021

a/s/l

Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.

Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon ;) "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"

by PurEvil May 4, 2006

a/s/ler

Someone who immeadiately asks asl at the beginning of all conversations. This shows an utter lack of intellectual depth or sexual restraint. Most people simply ignore anyone who begins a conversation with such an inane question as "age/sex/location?"

I don't think an example is necessary.

by Nathan July 17, 2004