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M.A.R.S.

M.A.R.S. can also be used as an acronym for Marathon Ass Raping Session
Matt and Keith's buttholes were raw after M.A.R.S.
by Tittytat tisses July 5, 2016
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S.T.A.R.S.

S.T.A.R.S.

S.exually
T.rasmitted
A.cute
R.espetory
S.yndrome

S.T.A.R.S., a common STD, originated from SARS which is a common virus in Asia. Karma Sutra, an aincient Indian Art of Sexual Intercourse was popularly spreading through the rest of east asia until the rapid cases of SARS and sexual activity were intertwined to create a devistating STD, STARS.

Though SARS is tested on immigrants comming to America to reduce the Syndrome in the U.S. STARS is undetected and is being carried over seas at this very insant.
"I love tim. He is really attractive and all, but he is from asia and the chances of him having S.T.A.R.S. is pretty high. I think i am goin to stay away from him."
-Megan
by Clayton "XertioN" Daniels June 25, 2006
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S.A.R.S.

You best repsect the SARS or...they be coughin on you....FOO!!
by Jessica THE JESSICA December 22, 2003
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S.A.R.S.

S.A.R.S.
Sever Anal Rash and Seepage - often attributed to wiping ineffectively and then walking or running a long distance in a hot environment. That raw butthole feeling that itches.
Dude, i had the worst case of S.A.R.S. when i got off work at the restaurant last night. My asshole was itching so bad that when i got home i took a shower and scrubbed my ass out.
by BMac88 November 10, 2008
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S.A.R.S.

1. a sentence or action that is stupid or nonsenseical (see also cool points)
2. Nemesis fouling up his lines
1. Oh man, he gets S.A.R.S. for picking out that wedgie in public...minus 10
2. S.A.R.S... i mean...S.T.A.R.S.
by jay August 18, 2003
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D.A.R.S.

You have a case of D.A.R.S.
by Bobby aka LambChop January 13, 2011
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S.A.R.S

A Brutally Funny Insult,
First appeared on the Blood-River forums after a topic by the name of "Stupid Story" was added.
ARRRR YOU'VE GOT FUCKIN' SARS YOU HAVE!!!

Be Right Back Mate My Computers Got Fucking Sars!!
by Tyrian December 23, 2003
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