A.I.D.S

A-Rod Indeed Does Suck

A.I.D.S speaks for itself. Statistics are like bikins they show you alot but don't show you everything. If you can't hit in the clutch then you suck!

by Mr. Joe August 24, 2006

A.I.D.S. Bath

A hot tub, particularly one designated for public use.

Rob: "I was down stairs in the hotel pool and sat in the hot tub for awhile."
Mike: "Aww man, you were sitting in the A.I.D.S. bath?" "Gross!"

by ghost towne May 24, 2018

a.i.d.s. parade

the gay pride parade in any large city with a high rate of hiv infection in the 'mo community..

dude.. we're going to san francisco this weekend for the a.i.d.s. parade...

dude 2.. the what?

dude.. you know, gay pride....

dude 2... lmao!

by boyinthepenaltybox July 4, 2011

Dire A.I.D.s

Like regular A.I.D.s but dire. Contracted by being bitten by dire wolves or dire bears in the Canadian wilderness. Can be cured by Canadian nurses. You will continue to have A.I.D.s but no longer dire.

New kid gets bit by dire wolf. Butters: YOU HAVE DIRE A.I.D.S!!!

by sicmyduck September 12, 2019

Financial A.I.D.S.

When somebody is so unwise with money that it tends to die slowly and painfully in the stock market, "disappear," or is spent on useless items such as a "Margaritaville margarita machine" that person is said to have financial A.I.D.S.; the opposite of a Jew.

Guy 1: "Dude, why's your dad so depressed?"
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."

by $p00n May 10, 2011

A.I.D.S

Acronym for Amboy Is Dying Slowing. Amboy being short for Perth Amboy, NJ highest AIDS count in Middlesex County.

Guy 1: Yo, that girl from Perth Amboy is bangin'

Guy 2: You know what A.I.D.S. stands for right?

Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Amboy Is Dying Slowly. Stay away from them skanks before your dick falls off.

Guy 1: Damn

by Nyaar November 16, 2012

A.I.D.S

The Alabama Izze Dildo Special is the best snack known to man. First take a fruit roll up and unwrap it. Then you want to take some gushers and put it on the roll up then roll up the roll up. You then want to take an alcoholic drink specifically a roner or an IPA then take an Izze soda and mix the alcohol and Izze together. Lastly dip your roll up gusher burrito into your Izze special and eat it out like your eating out your cousin in Alabama. Thank you and your welcome.

Sorry Phil the wife and I are sharing our A.I.D.S tonight.

by It Smell Like 10 Cans April 1, 2019