pear

A sweet, green, lightbulb-shaped fruit.
At the shop, Taylor Swift bought a few pears and a watermelon.
by lemon_85 June 23, 2018
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An individual who is so pear-shaped that they are often mistaken for an actual pear. The condition affects 1 in 2158.9 people and is incurable.
Excuse me Mam, you cant leave your pear there, im afraid theres...Oh wait, no its just a fat kid.
by Timmy Flute June 05, 2006
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Pear

A medival torture device shoved in a womans vagina. There is a crank at the end every time it its cranked the pear extends ripping the uterus. Very, very effective!
I got in an argument with my girl and I settled it with my good old pear!
by The Reaganator January 30, 2009
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pear

not the fruit, but someone of the male gender who annoys you and has hips(love handles) that are wider than his shoulders. can also be refered to with someone who is obsessed with other peoples dick size, but never admits to being gay and having a boyfriend.
justin and cliff are pears.
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
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The word 'pear' is a synonym/euphemism of the word 'penis.' This is evident in the fact that the word 'pear' is actually an acronym for 'PENISES in EARS ARE REALLY weird.'
Also, when analyzing and pondering upon the shape of a penis in tandem with the two testicles, one beholds a shape that is very similar to a pear's.
In addition, one can derive the word 'pear' from the popular breakfast chain, 'Panera Bread'. As is readily available to one's vision, the word 'Panera' is no more then a scrambled version of the words 'Pear n a.' BreaD, then, can be found to translate into 'beavir', as the v tilted sideways crossed by the 'i' makes a 'D'. In this case, we then have 'Pear n a Beavir'.
'Dogg, your pear was as big as mine when I was a baby'
"Nah, son, my pear was as big as YOU when you were a baby"
'Damn, son, that's like a 8-pound pear.....'
by pear-man July 23, 2008
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A Pear

A illiterate raccoon that can’t even spell a pair correctly, and is so weird
this idiot can’t even spell A Pair correctly that they spell it A Pear
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Pear

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
"I haal some pear." -Jelmer
"We zijn low on pear." -Opa
by Badreend July 15, 2018
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