To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
by goatlickerman June 12, 2009
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A and W • You are a Fiat and we are a Ferrari • i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life • There is no point in having a tail and wagging it • This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs) • and a week later he died • 2 and a wakeup • a complete and utter wanker • Ambien and a Wink • leg and a wing
stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence
man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight
man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry
ok dude I get you
man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight
man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry
ok dude I get you
by littlejimmie December 17, 2019
Get the stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry mug.This act takes place when a woman is deficated on by her partner between her breast. Then man then tittie fucks her and urinates on her chest and face.
A man walks up and drops a stink pickle on his old lady.. then rubs it in with his mangina while urinatin on his old lady face... also references to Bill Clinton.. Chili dog and a warm beer.. what will they think of next
by Mr Bachelor November 23, 2007
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by i had a dream and it was not t October 6, 2011
Get the i had a dream and it was not this mug.The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...
Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable
by OBIE9 January 26, 2012
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