the art of totally fucking up a relationship by breaking the guy code by saying stuff that should not be said
by forza May 15, 2007

Your friend passes you the pipe and it's clearly clogged. You would exclaim "Dude! You just handed me a Vinced bowl!"
by *Captain Chaos* December 09, 2008

Charles: Oh my god he's married to someone on facebook! What a tool!
Brian: I know he's such a Vince.
Brian: I know he's such a Vince.
by KittyCatCatCatKat September 14, 2008

The type of guy that has his tits sagging more than a potato sack and he also looks like dora the explorers cousin, DIEGO
He also gets more head than a prostitute.
He also gets more head than a prostitute.
by Your Mom's middle HOLE December 21, 2019

by Neear February 19, 2015

A weird guy who is at least two hundred pounds overweight, but insists on accentuating his flab. Vince's believe in wearing large amounts of Axe Cologne, because as any and every Vince will say, "It attracts the women, you know?"
If you meet a Vince, do not stick around for long. They attempt to be cool, player-types but instead, they fail miserably. All Vince's also like to brag about their conquests with women. However, in reality they are simply making all of it up in order to make themselves feel better.
A Vince will often sag his pants in order to seem attractive to the females but of course, this does not work out because every time a Vince will bend over, you will see much more than you ever wanted to see.
If you meet a Vince, do not stick around for long. They attempt to be cool, player-types but instead, they fail miserably. All Vince's also like to brag about their conquests with women. However, in reality they are simply making all of it up in order to make themselves feel better.
A Vince will often sag his pants in order to seem attractive to the females but of course, this does not work out because every time a Vince will bend over, you will see much more than you ever wanted to see.
by jamminbjayleee July 17, 2010

by john waine September 08, 2011
