Real man

A word used by an idiotic male or an oblivious female.
Normally it means to be: Appealing to the qualities of a stereotypic joke, ignoring emotion, ignoring their female counterpart as a human and more as a sex toy.

In all actuality, a "real man" doesn't have to describe themselves and call themselves a real man. They prove it by being a good natured person.

Now this doesn't mean to be a "real man" you have to be perfect just don't be a dick or a prick or any ick words, and don't pertain to stereotypic cliched males.
A.K.A. The main Cobra Kai bully in Karate Kid.
Ricky: Hey man look at this pink shirt I have, shows off my muscles I'm gonna get the chicks tonight!
Ryan: Dude aren't you married?
Ricky: So?
Ryan: Well how about just do those things with your wife?
Ricky: I'ma real man!
Ryan: You're a real dick, I bet if you killed yourself, a girl in the world would say yes before feeling a bit of sadness or none at all.
by SomeGuyInTheWorld June 30, 2009
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A real man

A real man is whatever you aren't and whatever other people want you to be. A real man is the building block in a pyramid scheme of bullshit about what a man should or should not be. If men weren't concerned with being real men, and out manning each other maybe the world wouldn't be collapsing under the weight of all the cunts running it.
Real men fight in wars.
A real man would put food on the table.

A real man knows how to lead, like Hitler, Hitler was a real man.
by BobbleFett February 24, 2019
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a real man

its kinda hard to define this cuz there is not that many in the real world. but a real man is someone who will hold ur hand in public, hang wit u wit there friends,tell u ur beautiful wit no makeup on and wearin nothin but sweats and a t shirt, NEVER play you, always tells the truth no matter wat, says he loves u more then once a day, has a good future and knows wat he wants in life, RESPECTS U!!!
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a guy that gets injured while playing basketball with orphans or something.
Guy: Dude I jammed my pinky finger while playing basketball with orphans. Then I beat Sonic and punched some goth kid in the face and ate some steak.

Girl: Wow, you're a real man!
by 7x May 03, 2006
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Real Man

A stereotypical term used by people when they mean to say "human with good qualities". In fact, these people make no sense, since a woman can have good qualities too.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.
Incorrect use #1
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man

Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.

Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.
by periodtpooh24 May 29, 2019
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real man

A male over 21 who is not a " wuss"
by stealth46 August 13, 2011
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real man

1. An abusive, self-involved, sex crazed guy with chest hair and a 5 o'clock shadow at 2pm. Frequently talks about his recent "scores" and the size of his equipment.
2. A woman who, though she denies it, looks more like a man than a woman.
1. "I sure hope I find a real man someday so that I can get pregnant and abused."
2. "That she-male sure is a real man!"
by Kellie November 30, 2003
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