Mauricio is the name of a little slut that spends 120k on giraffes. The same money that you two were saving for IVF to finally start a family but instead he draws it out of your joint account and buys 4 giraffes. If you’re dating a Mauricio - be careful. Watch your bank accounts carefully.
Ella: I want to start a family. Oh wait all the money is gone. My husband pulled a Mauricio. Now I have 4 giraffes to take care of and no children.
by Kandykane1234 October 27, 2019
a mexican who makes fun of mexicans!
though he is good writing rap songs and enjoys ass cheeks oh his white tees. he is often very emotional with a 6.5 inch penis. enjoys biting of the nipples.
though he is good writing rap songs and enjoys ass cheeks oh his white tees. he is often very emotional with a 6.5 inch penis. enjoys biting of the nipples.
by jonasnotreallythough June 17, 2008
Mauricio is a bean
by Deepwoolds October 17, 2019
A wicked cool kid, who isn't afraid to show his true colors. Just because he hasn't told his parents', doesn't mean anything. You don't know how hard it is, so shut up. AND ACTUALLY, he did tell his dad. So get your facts straight before you try and shit-talk somebody on urban dictionary. LOVE YA CHIPPYMISSIPPI.<3
Love, buckykentucky. 8D<3
Love, buckykentucky. 8D<3
by Kaley. September 3, 2008
Mauricio is a guy who makes everyone smile. People often look to him to save shifts at work and buy lunch at breaktime. He often attracts many males at the workplace with his intensely starry eyes!! Be very careful not to lock eyes with him. Once you do he will be your lover boy always.
by AZnonymous June 24, 2021
mauricio is actually a dumbass annoying kid that like to say the most random shit in the whole world, but he can be smart sometimes
by roggy doggy February 10, 2017
A Mofo gay guy with no mofo gainzz to show
-He is one of the fattest in business, he can eat his own friends.
-He goes to da gym, but motherf*ker has been there 2 years and no difference has been made.
-He is one of the fattest in business, he can eat his own friends.
-He goes to da gym, but motherf*ker has been there 2 years and no difference has been made.
*at the gym*
man: who is that fatman
Bitch: He probably is a mauricio, he seems to have a small dick and no gainz
man: who is that fatman
Bitch: He probably is a mauricio, he seems to have a small dick and no gainz
by HydroMen March 4, 2016