Jew

Yo stevey, jew go to that party last night?

Na man i had to do somthing, jew?

Nope.
by Bro Down November 13, 2011
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Jew

by Dog eater faggot April 19, 2020
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Jew

Junior Enlisted Warrior. In the Marine Corps grades E-1 through E-3. The working class.
Corporal "bring me the jews"
Other corporal " why lift with your back when you can lift with your lance corporals"
by CapDaddyLaFlame August 10, 2016
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jew

A race of People who have been terrorized and massacred throughout history....a people who were the victim of mass genocide in WWII. a people who are very ready to defend themselves
bob: can you believe that 6 milliom jews were killed in WWII

Rick: Wtf is a jew?

Bob: a people who used to make up 1/3 of are city but have been completely wiped from our city (Warsaw, Poland)

Rick: wow...lets go listen the that NUMa NUma song
by General CheshYeshVek November 29, 2006
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Jew

A person of high morals, integrity, and character who practices Judaism.
That guy who funded that hospital...he's a Jew.
by Decent Human Being December 06, 2017
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Jew

1. A person who's mother is Jewish and a person who follows and believes in the Jewish religion.

2. NOT, contrary to popular belief, and insult.

3. The creators of South Park.
1. Oy Vey, Moishe's Bar Mitzvah is tomorrow!

2. Cartman: Stfu you Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager: haha! Since Cartman said it, it must be an insult!
*Later*
Retarded, ignorant teenager: Hey, Jon, your a Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager 2: Hey wtf man your a Jew!

3. Anti-semetic: Ha! South Park is so great!
Some guy: You do realize the creators of that show are Jewish, right?
Anti-semetic: Bullshit! Are you a Jew?
by Starwarsgeek133 May 13, 2010
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Jew

A group of people who's religion is Judaism. The young guys somehow get all the girls.
I don't mean to be offensive but young Jewish guys seem attractive to girls in general.
Guy 1: How is Matthew getting all the girls?
Guy 2: He's a Jew, I heard that many of them were trying to have sex with him.
Guy 1: ooohhhhh
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