Feminine form of John, defined as "God is gracious".
Has many issues at times but eventually works them out. She has her own so-called "catchphrases" that make her sound repetitive and frustrated at times. She enjoys watching shows when she should actually be doing her work and is very self-conscious of herself. She also tends to assume many things and should probably realize by now that half the things she assumes are not accurate. There are times when she can be super loud and obnoxious, but overall, she is a wonderful, sweet girl who is someone worth holding onto in the future.
Wow, you're so lucky Janet is your roommate!

Why is that Janet being so loud?
by unnaterialistic January 21, 2011
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A woman with high moral values.A perfectionist and optimistic person.Graceful and full of life.Independent and goal getter.Enjoys being alone.
Woman secretly envies Janet.
by Dr.Love$ November 29, 2019
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a girl who is in it for the long run, will stay with you and has your back no matter. Can get anything or any one she wants. She's the baddest thing walking , sexy and down to earth. Crazy at times but she's a women who can hold her own! Has a mentality like no other. Awesome personality and only the real like being around her !!! If you're looking for a real chick down to ride, you found her.
Janet is a perfect women.
by only the real December 22, 2016
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Janet is the source of all information and knowledge for humans within The Good Place, and she can also provide them with any object as requested. Janet has a boundless void into which she often retreats. Janet is used primarily as a personal assistant by the residents of The Good Place. Most people summon her by saying 'Hey, Janet' or ‘Janet‘. and she then appears with a cheerful BING noise to help you with any request. (she also have a Doodoo sound when she leaves)
Janet is neither a human nor an Eternal Being, but rather an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge; akin to an Artificial Intelligence. Furthermore, she is not a robot, nor is she a girl, and she politely points these out whenever anyone mistakes her for being either one. However, Janet uses she/her pronouns.

As stated by Janet, she is very high in potassium, like a banana.

She does not have skin.

-- She is basically what Siri would look like if Siri had a human form and no need to have access to internet to function.

See also, The good place for more information on Janet's powers and amazingness

Other version include:

OG Janet
Bad Janet
Neutral Janet
Disco Janet

Derek
Jason: I love you girl

Janet: Not a girl :)

CHIDI-JANET: So, where are we, exactly? We’re not on Earth, right?
JANET: That’s correct, Chidi-Janet, you’re not. Your real bodies dematerialized when you entered my void, and your essences reconstituted themselves in this form.
CHIDI-JANET: Cool, cool. And when you say “void”...?
JANET: I mean a subdimension outside of space
and time, at the nexus of consciousness and matter, tethered to my essence. Does that help?
CHIDI-JANET: It does not help. Makes it way worse. I just wanna lie down. Where is down?!
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Janet is the most Beautifulest and the most Sexiest girl in the world. She loves her man than anyone else, she is the funniest in the group and loves sport. She can be on her savage side but then after awhile she is still slayin with the most gorgeous outfit anywhere. Every guy she meets almost all of them likes her. Her kisses will blow your mind and whenever she says i love you, she really means it. A girl named Janet would not ever cheat on a guy even if she doesn't have feeling for him, she would just tell the truth.
James-"hey look there's Janet, go say hi to her"!
Seb-"Why is she so pretty"?
"James-idk" she just is"
Seb-"i'm going to ask her out"
by Follow me on IG: jqnetvu April 2, 2018
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american breasts, shown at peak viewing hours.
get yer janets out for the lads!
look at the janets on that!
by All American March 12, 2004
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Loyal, loving, truthful, so if you don't wanna know the truth don't ask. Does not care for liars. Family is most important. She's the life of the party and can make an entrance like nobody else can! Very sensual and sexy and know just what she wants and will fight for what she believes in.
Janet is always Janet
by Sissy0157 December 20, 2016
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