Mark: Hey what the fuck is that?
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
by doo-language May 3, 2009
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National Be A Douche Day is a day to be proud, if you have ever been called a douche or a douche bag. It is always held on June 20th, the last day of spring...or Summer's Eve.
Joey has been known to be always called a {douche}. Come June 20th, he can be proud, since it is {National Be A Douche Day}.
by Genuine Nerd June 3, 2019
Get the National Be A Douche Day mug.1. The act of behaving like a complete douche bag.
2. A male, who has no clue about how to dress, talk to women, etc, but acts or "fronts" like he does know.
2. A male, who has no clue about how to dress, talk to women, etc, but acts or "fronts" like he does know.
Dave totally fucked up his date with Lisa....she told me that all he talked about was his gay stamp collection. What a way to act a douche!!
by Ryan_W February 20, 2009
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Cycon:Whats A Douche?!
(not exact wording)
Cycon:Whats A Douche?!
(not exact wording)
by The Z June 21, 2004
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"I tried to get her attention about the house being on fire, but she's wrapped up like a douche watching The O.C."
by Chris Mann September 18, 2008
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