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Pull a Shaun 

To give away the ending of something
Guy 1: They all die in the end.
Guy 2: Aww dude! Don't Pull a Shaun!
Pull a Shaun by BJ_Pwn February 21, 2011
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I'm a Shark! 

The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"

This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.
Why didn't you write your essay for class?

"I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I didn't do it!"
I'm a Shark! by kelderoth April 2, 2007

Arguing with a shampoo bottle 

When arguing with someone and the other party distracts the topic by resorting to appeals of emotion, belief and other logical fallacies.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.
"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."

"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."

"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"

"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."

"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."

"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."

living off a Shaq salary 

A high salary for a guy who get's paid for standing around.
Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."

Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."

Living examples: Bodybuilders

Models

Shaquille O'Neal

Politicians

Hack-A-Shaq

to intentionally foul Shaquille O'Neil near the basket, sending him to the free throw line where he will probably miss one or more free throws
At this stage in the fourth quarter, New York has enough fouls to give and may begin to employ the Hack-A-Shaq
Hack-A-Shaq by joe November 5, 2004

like a shark 

Possessing Awesome Power, Speed, Skilled Precision, Quick Wit, and/or Cunning.
Like a Shark, Joey Chestnut beat down Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi in the greatest contest on earth.

Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.
like a shark by AF of Des Moines November 22, 2007