April 9th

April 9th is national fuck your boyfriend day if his dock is over 5 inches , if it’s not drop him cause that’s just embarrassing.

Me: Let’s fuck for national fuck your boyfriend day on April 9th

Boyfriend:But my dick is 4 inches

Me:your single

by Yo-yoballs April 8, 2021

April 9th

National “My life is ruined” day.
The day where your boyfriend breaks up with you or you get embarrassed to death.But there’s one thing NO ONE should ever say April 9th while talking about it.It is known as the day we don’t talk about EVER.

Tutle:Oh no it’s April 9th!
Larry:Shhhh no tutle dont say the name.

by Tutle May 25, 2018

April 9th

National assholes day

April 9th is the day where the biggest assholes were born

by Lollipop74827482 November 25, 2020

april 9th 2009

the greatest day ever because its faith’s birthday!

(i’m faith btw)

“did you know who was born on april 9th 2009?”
“no”
“loser”
dont be like them know my birthday and finally stop being a nobody! /j

by anonymous November 2, 2022

April 7th - April 9th

April 7th - April 9th hug your friends day! 🫂 🤗

Well it’s April 7th - April 9th I’ll give Samantha a hug

by CoolCucumber69420 April 7, 2021

April 9th

National f*ck a ~friend~ day

Ace: Hey Scameron, it’s April 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by oglilscam420 April 1, 2021

April 9th

International send Miss McKee a booty pic day!

On this day April 9th you must give a beautiful girl named Laney a booty pic (or more if you choose)

You: It’s April 9th! Happy birthday! Here’s a booty pic 🤙
Laney: Wow, what a hottie!

by Julián April 8, 2022