April 9th is national fuck your boyfriend day if his dock is over 5 inches , if it’s not drop him cause that’s just embarrassing.
Me: Let’s fuck for national fuck your boyfriend day on April 9th
Boyfriend:But my dick is 4 inches
Me:your single
Boyfriend:But my dick is 4 inches
Me:your single
by Yo-yoballs April 9, 2021
National “My life is ruined” day.
The day where your boyfriend breaks up with you or you get embarrassed to death.But there’s one thing NO ONE should ever say April 9th while talking about it.It is known as the day we don’t talk about EVER.
The day where your boyfriend breaks up with you or you get embarrassed to death.But there’s one thing NO ONE should ever say April 9th while talking about it.It is known as the day we don’t talk about EVER.
by Tutle April 11, 2018
by Lollipop74827482 November 26, 2020
“did you know who was born on april 9th 2009?”
“no”
“loser”
dont be like them know my birthday and finally stop being a nobody! /j
“no”
“loser”
dont be like them know my birthday and finally stop being a nobody! /j
April 7th - April 9th hug your friends day! 🫂 🤗
by CoolCucumber69420 April 7, 2021
International send Miss McKee a booty pic day!
On this day April 9th you must give a beautiful girl named Laney a booty pic (or more if you choose)
On this day April 9th you must give a beautiful girl named Laney a booty pic (or more if you choose)
by Julián April 8, 2022
by oglilscam420 April 2, 2021