96

The opposite of 69. Also its a number.

Dude 96 is my favorite number:)

by Peeeeepppeeeeee the dog September 28, 2018

96

reverse position of the famous sexual 69 position where girl gives sloppy toppy and a dude gives her the power tongue (the lick of her life)

commit 96?

by 987654323456y7u October 4, 2021

96

96 is a relationship that has gone sour and needs to be repaired or ended.

Dick and Virgina's honeymoon period quickly turned into a 96 and they are going to marriage counseling.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

96

69 in reverse

instead of 69 its 96

by 987654323456y7u January 10, 2022

96

Although like 69, it primarily focuses on pleasuring each other's poop-shooter.

Take a shit and then a shower, we're 96'in tonight bitch!

by Eddie Murph April 15, 2008

96

Divorce

Man: Hey wife how about we 69 today.
Wife: No John i want a 96.
Man: What is a 96?
Wife: A divorce?

by LΛΛZER July 9, 2019

96

When you get a four day break (military esp) from work.

Private Joe had a 96, so he went to Oceanside and banged some blond chick for four days straight and came back with chlamydia, so Doc had to fix him.

by GurrYo August 24, 2006