by _eatmyshorts_ November 8, 2020

National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!
“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.
yeah- it’s January 9.
by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020

Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”
Guy: “because it is January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”
Guy: “because it is January 9th”
by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

by Bluefox15 January 7, 2022

by brahayo March 21, 2022

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :
Being offended by everything
Named Joel
Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them
Being offended by everything
Named Joel
Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them
by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

by Maclean January 8, 2023
