80's Music Connoisseur

1. A master of 80's music.
2. A game where players compete playing their arsenal of the cheesiest, most unlistenable 80's music they know to get the most laughs and "Oh shits!" over their opponent. He/she with the cheesiest music wins.

"God damn man, I was moppin' the floor with this muthafucka! I was hittin' him at all angles with Starship, Billy Ocean, Wang Chung, and some Glenn Frey! I am the 80's Music Connoisseur!"

by G January 21, 2005

80's ass

An ass that is substantially longer than it is wide, usually exaggerated by typical 80's style stone-wash denim.

My Dad likes girls that have 80's ass, its kinda disturbing.

by JC7X March 16, 2011

80's

Great decade full of top songs

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

80's

The span of time from 1980-1989 in which geeks and rock stars reigned and style was way out of wack.

Hey look another one of those 80's movies is on!

by dude-o-rama January 4, 2004

80's-licious

having something fabulous from the 80's in today's present world...

Those neon earrings are totally 80's-licious!!!

by Mischa Meadows September 10, 2007

80 foot hottie

A girl who looks really hot from 80 feet away but apon closer inspection you find out she has a face that would make the Devil cry.

Guy1: Wow, check out her walking down the street!!!
Guy2: Over there?
Driving closer.....
Guy1: Oh, (groan of disapointment) never mind, she's an 80 foot hottie.

by sp2fraggle July 21, 2008

80/20 rule

The belief that in a relationship, you'll never get 100% of what you want, so at most you get 80%. But some other person may come along and have that missing 20% you don't have. Some folks fall for the 20% just to realize they should've stayed for their original 80%. C/O Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?"

"Damn, my co-worker is so HOT and incredibly funny!"
"Think about the 80/20 rule, Becky. Think about it."

"Dawg! She is baaaad...34/22/36. Damn i would so hit that..."
"Whoa man; 80/20 rule dawg. Lisa is a good wife..."

by chiquitaBANANANANAbubu March 9, 2008