An anniversary of a legendary orgy held by closet homosexuals in the nations capital.
For years before January 6, 2021 millions of unhappily married or forever single closet homosexuals kept feeling more and more unfair.
Their frustration from unfulfilled homosexual fantasies manifested in acquiring excessive amounts of weapons, propagating violence and decorating their vehicles with right wing stickers.
Their frustration culminated on January 6, 2021 when they chartered buses and organized flights to the most LGBT+ open minded city in the USA: Washington, DC.
The joint session held by Congress on that day was used as an ideal alibi for for their families (or mothers).
They rented many hotel rooms all around the city and engaged in unhinged sexual activities on the night right after January 6 insurrection.
The damage delivered on that day was so unprecedented that many in the national capital were recovering for months. Blood stains, shit stains, cum stains on sheets, carpets, walls, ceilings. Sewage system of the downtown area and surrounding communities was compromised for several days by excessive amount of flushed condoms.
For years before January 6, 2021 millions of unhappily married or forever single closet homosexuals kept feeling more and more unfair.
Their frustration from unfulfilled homosexual fantasies manifested in acquiring excessive amounts of weapons, propagating violence and decorating their vehicles with right wing stickers.
Their frustration culminated on January 6, 2021 when they chartered buses and organized flights to the most LGBT+ open minded city in the USA: Washington, DC.
The joint session held by Congress on that day was used as an ideal alibi for for their families (or mothers).
They rented many hotel rooms all around the city and engaged in unhinged sexual activities on the night right after January 6 insurrection.
The damage delivered on that day was so unprecedented that many in the national capital were recovering for months. Blood stains, shit stains, cum stains on sheets, carpets, walls, ceilings. Sewage system of the downtown area and surrounding communities was compromised for several days by excessive amount of flushed condoms.
Hillbilly #1 (without teeth): Bro, remember January 6 last year?
Hillbilly #2 (sipping beer): Dude, that shit was legendary. I got so fucked I couldn't sit down the entire trip home.
Hillbilly #2 (sipping beer): Dude, that shit was legendary. I got so fucked I couldn't sit down the entire trip home.
by Johnronjohnson January 25, 2022
by odd_03 October 18, 2019
Ben -I Call Ms Smith
Andrew- No I want Ms Smith
John- Too Late I already fucked her she said I have a big dick
How I love January 6th
Andrew- No I want Ms Smith
John- Too Late I already fucked her she said I have a big dick
How I love January 6th
by Bentlyboy333482 January 5, 2020
Are ones that signify beauty. Are creative and outgoing. They will usually attract people because of how amazing and beautiful they are.
by alia_q November 23, 2021
by youra-dopted November 2, 2019
The day where you get to kiss or hug your boyfriend when ever you want
Girl: kisses boyfriend
Boy:why did you kiss me for?
Girl:it January 6
Girl: kisses boyfriend
Boy:why did you kiss me for?
Girl:it January 6
by Yousimp January 5, 2022
girl: hey y/n it’s January 6th
boy: what does that mean?
girl:i have a crush on you
boy:it’s national tell your crush you like them day?
girl.yes!
boy: what does that mean?
girl:i have a crush on you
boy:it’s national tell your crush you like them day?
girl.yes!
by Jupiter213 January 4, 2022