Tebow 3:16

The most recently added section of the bible accepted universally that states Timothy Richard Tebow is the second coming of the Mesiah.

Wow did you see tebow threw for 316 passing yards against the steelers.

Priest: Let us all get out our bibles and please turn to tebow 3:16. Now Marie would you please red it aloud

Marie: For God so loved the Denver Broncos, that he gave them his only true christian, that whoever believes in him shall not LOSE, but have eternal comebacks.

by JohnElwaylovesTimTebow January 21, 2012

Personalize John 3:16

When you declare the most quoted verse in the Bible upon your life: "For God so loved me or your name, He sent His only begotten Son to die on the cross for me or your name.”—when you personally experience His love in your life rather than merely reading or knowing about it.

Like the disciple John, who personalized the Lord's love for him by calling himself "the disciple whom Jesus loved,” you too could personalize John 3:16, so that His love is like a magnifying glass that focuses the heat from the sun over that blade of grass in a field to make it burn.

by MathPlus September 15, 2021

Trump 3:16

When thousands of hardcore supporters of Donald J. Trump so “loved” him that they would die for their “political savior” to ensure that white people in the US, even if they became the minority in the future, would always wield political power over the non-whites—3:16 is a “blasphemous” reference to John 3:16, the biblical verse that reveals about God’s love for His people that He sent his Son to die for mankind on the cross so that whoever believes in Him will have eternal life.

For white racists and supremacists, and millions of “white moderates” who have accepted others who don’t look like them in their midst, it doesn’t matter whether the presidential candidate is corrupt, selfish, racist, sexist, xenophobic, or inept, as long as he is white, which is what really matters in the end—they want a Trump 3:16 political figure to rule the country to ensure that white supremacy prevails.

by MathPlus December 21, 2020

Austin 3:16

Placing your head in a vag and screaming

fred: My throat is sore from that Austin 3:16 last night.

harold: True dat.

by browny May 8, 2006

John 3:16

Got God (Him)?

Locate the scripture John 3:16 and it says..
Do you Got Him?

by Oweethea April 19, 2021

John 3:16

John 3:16 BSB: "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that everyone who believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life."

Jesus loves you! :)

If you are wondering if God loves you, look at what John 3:16 says! The Lord God loves you!

by Mr. Anonymous 2 June 11, 2025

Biden 3:16

The speech that former President Joe Biden addressed the nation with on July 14, 2024. He said this after the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. The main idea of the speech was that there is no place in America for violence like assassinations.

A: "Did you hear Charlie Kirk was assassinated?" B: "Biden 3:16" A: "what the fuck does that mean?"

by Gretelismycat September 10, 2025