22

a professional woman who knows how to please a man

At a bar, two men watch as a hot, librarian walks into view. One man looks at the other and says..."check out the 22."

by jjpaige July 13, 2009

22

A sexual position depicted through numbers (like 69); meaning doggystyle (could be used for anal sex as well).

My favorite position is 22.

by SoLux August 15, 2008

22

the act of having sex.

Sex was seen as entry #22 of a list on relationship building strategies. Many wondered why it was not #1.

Alone is 11.

twice is 44.

44 has also been used to mention the act of 22 with 4 or more consenting adults.

Hey honey, let's put the kids to bed and go have some 22.

This party is getting dull, let's slip away into a dark corner for some 22.

Do you want to see if that couple over there wants to 44?

by mightyacorn January 14, 2010

22s

Not only do they refer to rims, but also the size of someones arms: usually the Biceps.

Got some 22s right here!

by s1yfoxx September 15, 2010

22

The number seen often that symbolizes best friends. When seeing a 22 on random objects or at random times, you should stop and inform your best friend that you are thinking of them.

Best Friend #1: Orders Starbucks and the bill totals $4.22
Best Friend #2: Received a picture on their cell phone of the bill and thinks "Ohhhh, my best friend is thinking of me"

by pmahc1mik August 3, 2010

22

1) a gun of .22 calliber
2) sometimes referred to a 22 ounce bottle of liqour
3) underage kid's favorite age for their fake id

cop "how old are you son?"
16 year old "uhhh 22"
cop "you look like your 12"
16 year old "just buying some 22's officer"
cop "come with me"

by taiga199 August 27, 2007

22

1) A .22 Caliber hand gun. .22 is a measurement of inches, not millimeters you fucking retards.
2)22 inch rims

'22 inch rims on the Lac. I guess that was yo footprint in the sand carrying us on yo back' -David Banner

by thacarter April 11, 2006