Chappy - Someone who's cuts (flesh wounds) are soo dry, that upon touching another person, will instantly suck the moisture from all of that being.
She came at me with that god damn finger again. If she touches me one more time I'll run out of Vaseline. God damn Chappy!!!
by rotomoto January 05, 2010
chappy is the german word that is used to describe anger or short temper. a person who is regarded as a chappy will suffer from server anger managment issues and abnormally large mussel mass. there is only one thing that can calm a chappy down and this is by placing a sock on his nose as soon as the sock touches his nose all the anger will drain away and the chappy will return to normal
john dont make eye contact with him hes a chappy remember. i no garry but this time i came prepared with a sock
by micheal scofield December 24, 2009
by rated May 13, 2007
A normal family man who from time to time lets loose and untethers himself from the constrains of family life. Usually ending up in a wild alcoholic infused binge night. followed by a lot of wife trouble in the morning.
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