the south 

A region of the United States that has an expanding economy and that's growing in population primarily due to people immigrating to it from outside the south or outside the United States. The south has alot of undeveloped land so real estate is dirt cheap, almost worthless, and over-all wages are lower than other regions of the United States; these things, along with an almost complete absence of unions and a popular culture that's historically somewhat subservient to authority and somewhat passive aggressive, make it to some extent desirable to big business. there's also more violent crime than other regions, alot of obese people, and alot of people who claim to be more Godfearing and more patriotic than nasty yankees.

my sister moved down to the south, and she's surprised at the high crime, large number of obese people, and phoney,exaggerated religious and patriotic attitude.

the south by el flaco August 30, 2006

The South 

1. A place where everyone wears a Larry the Cable Guy t-shirt and a Dixie Outfitter hat with one of those dumbass gold fish hooks on it.

2. A place where nobody finished high school because they were all too busy "throwing in a fat one" and dreaming of that deer they killed from hundreds of yards away while hiding in a tree stand wishing slavery was still legal and listening to Garth Brooks drone on about how great beef jerky is.

3. A place where nobody ever learns to read.

Boy: Pa, I want to learn to read.
Father: READ!?! What are you, a damn Yankee? Have you forgotten your Confederate roots? You're from the South!
Boy: Hell yeah! Fuck reading!
Father: Good, now go get me my Skoal so I can watch Fox News.

The South by The Freaking Pope July 30, 2008

The South 

The real America. Dixie- almost heaven. American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. Glory Glory Hallelujah.

The South will rise again

The South by Southen Justice December 16, 2011

The South 

The region below the Mason Dixon line on the east coast of the United States of America. Full of haters, racists, homophobes,foot washing-snake handling baptists, and radical republicans. Most people in the south start drinking as soon as they get up in the morning, hence part of the reason southerners are about 60 years behind the times.

From the South:
John Wilkes Booth -killer of President Abraham Lincoln

Herman Cain-Republican primary candidate for president in 2012, thrice accused sex pervert.

Westboro Baptist Church - Homophobe headquarters. These assholes protest and picket funerals, equating everyone with the gay lifestyle.

Ku Klux Klan - Parent organization of the Westboro Baptist Church. But these guys are more hardcore, preferring violence and lynching as a way to get their message across.

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The South by Rowandowneyriver December 14, 2011

The South 

A place where you can:

1) Have another god before your god.
2) Make any graven image.
3) Take the name of the your god in vain.
4) Forget the Sabbath day, and never keep it holy.
5) Dishonor your father and mother.
6) Kill.
7) Commit adultery.
8) Steal.
9) Bear false witness against your neighbor.
10) Covet any thing of your neighbors.

The South, devout Christians... as long as it's not too inconvenient.

The South by A northerner living in the south August 26, 2006

the south 

How inbreds refer to the south eastern part of the United States. Mostly spoken of in references to another confederate rebellion.

Inbred: THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!

the south by wiggidywhack654 February 29, 2012

The South 

The southeastern states of the United States, which are also called the special education parts of the U.S. by many people. They consist of Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, both of the Carolinas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee, Texas, and Virginia. These are the stupidest, low IQ states out there and is normally filled with hicks, rednecks, and extreme right wing Republicans. They do nothing but hunt, fish and play with guns. In fact, they care so much about guns that if a gun were to drop on the ground and accidentally discharges and injures someone, these Southerners would worry more about the gun than the person. Some of the inhabitants are also racists and homophobes with neither intelligence nor teeth that are members of the KKK. Just going to these states will cause your IQ to drop severely since they believe in stupid stuff such as conspiracy theories involving aliens, that the Bible is patented, among other stupid crap. These states are also severely filthy and has tons of ticks, fleas, nematodes, roundworms and various other parasites. In fact, a delicacy that can be found in these areas is possum pie which is made from roadkill and contains stomach worm parasites. They also keep convincing themselves that "the South will rise again" which is complete nonsense.

The South is a region of the U.S. which is filled with nothing but people with low intelligence and parasites. Beware, your IQ will drop and your brain cells will turn into mush if you enter into these regions.

The South by Preacher of Truth December 9, 2014