two's

Sharing a cigarette between two people

"Do you want a cigarette?"
"Nah, i'll just two's you instead"

by little sister of eluria July 01, 2006

two

To defecate

I have to go number two.

by KrustyKrab July 22, 2003

two

The number that comes after 1 and before 3. it is the answer to the worst math problem ever.

one plus one equals two.

by Matt11111 November 25, 2011

two

a british number

everyone loves two from tpot

by January 20, 2021

twos

when someone smokes a fag, you say twos to get half

set me twos on that fag mcsporran!

by matt forster April 25, 2006

two

The number of Hot Pockets in a box of Hot Pockets.

Hey kelly, let's get some Hot Pockets. We could get a box of two to split so we'd each get one!

by Hmoneyyy April 13, 2006

two

The number after one.

by person yo-yo August 02, 2003