When you wake up the next morning from a breakup you got through a text, phone, myspace...etc, that night.
When you get up to get ready, you realize you were crying for a LONG when you look in the mirror, and notice those big puffy eyes, and you feel worse then you did when you actually got dumped; Ex. You don't even wanna hear your ex's name.
When you get up to get ready, you realize you were crying for a LONG when you look in the mirror, and notice those big puffy eyes, and you feel worse then you did when you actually got dumped; Ex. You don't even wanna hear your ex's name.
*Johnny has just dumped little Mary last night.
School the next day:
Mary's friend: Hey Mary, what the fuck is wrong with your face?!?
Mary: Breakup hangover. I feel like shit.
Mary's friend: Johnny?
Mary: Hey, fuck you.
School the next day:
Mary's friend: Hey Mary, what the fuck is wrong with your face?!?
Mary: Breakup hangover. I feel like shit.
Mary's friend: Johnny?
Mary: Hey, fuck you.
by paspas. September 22, 2009
Get the Breakup Hangover mug.How a girl looks after a breakup. distinctive because of the; lack of makeup, puffy eyes, messed up hair. Just a general not caring for how you look. Girls with breakup face will almost wear sweats and shuffle around in slippers. Breakup Face is usually followed by "I Need Attention" Face, the opposite of BUF girls will try to look as hot and dress as attractively as possible in an attempt to get a new guy.
Breakup Face:
Guy 1:Damn that girl has a serious case of Break up Face
Guy 2: Seriously but just wait a week or two, and then shell just out the yoga pants!!
Guy 1:Damn that girl has a serious case of Break up Face
Guy 2: Seriously but just wait a week or two, and then shell just out the yoga pants!!
by MrJad3d October 28, 2010
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The extra cash one comes into following the end of a relationship after cutting expenses like dinner dates, jewelry, and other miscellaneous items for the now ex-significant other.
Grant: You're really going to buy one bottle of every type of Patron?
Frank: Hell yeah, son -- I got that breakup money coming in now.
Frank: Hell yeah, son -- I got that breakup money coming in now.
by BobbyStompy January 27, 2013
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Get the Breakup Tourettes mug.The act of taking a girlfriend on a picnic, or any form of overly romantic date before a premeditated break-up. Can become a trademark of a specific male.
John-Man, I'm tired of Becky, she has a small butt, I'm taking her on a breakup-picnic
Becky- Omg! John is taking me on a picnic!
Mary- Oh sweety, John only takes his girls on picnics when he wants to break up with them!
Becky- Omg! John is taking me on a picnic!
Mary- Oh sweety, John only takes his girls on picnics when he wants to break up with them!
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Get the breakup wine mug.Being so drunk you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend. The stage of intoxication past being blackout drunk.
1) Person 1: Hey you have any more painkillers? I'm tryin to get blackout tonight.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.
2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.
2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.
by Delts4lYfe February 27, 2011
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