general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
by vulvahammer July 08, 2010
by Oliver Clozeoff June 03, 2007
by mangos112 January 24, 2020
n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004
A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.
by r0d October 19, 2005
by grimsoldier December 02, 2004
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
by tnt May 02, 2003