Nao

There's another true meaning to this, But you do NOT want to know. if you do know the true meaning, keep it to yourself. This is about the internet meaning.
1. NOOOOOOOOO!
2. Now.

1. "I stole your iPad and looked at your naked porn."
"NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
2. "ADD THE A380 NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"no"

by AhhhCrap June 20, 2014

Nao

A word generally used to describe a short person.

That dude is very short they are a nao

by G T W November 19, 2021

nao

A nethack server running over the telnet protocol. NAO is short for nethack.alt.org.

"That sounds awesome; was it a local game?" "No! You can watch me playing on nao!"

by Proust, Marcel March 29, 2007

Nao Egokoro

An insane skinny legend bitch from the game Kimi Ga Shine (Your Turn to Die) that really needs a hug.

Person 1: "Who is your favorite YTTD character?"
Person 2: "I'd say Nao Egokoro! I love her!"
Person 1: "Bitch Sou is easily the best!"

by Tsumugi_Kinnie August 23, 2020

nao guy

When Guy says a single word it is to be expected that he is immediately condemned with the phrase 'nao guy' by a large proportion of listeners, i.e. his input is not necessary

Person: Haha that was so funny

Guy: Yea that was funny

Person: Nao Guy

by droneon December 6, 2011

Stop naoing

A cute way to say ' I know you are joking!' or ' you are so naughty' Chinese people say this to close friends. 'Nao' means 'making a mess'.

A: Let's get drunk tonight!
B: Stop naoing! We're taking the finals tmr!

by Selene Chen April 25, 2014

Rye nao

An extremely Asian way to say, "right now" that is due to the assimilation and degradation of English consonant clusters for the fact that most Asian languages are lacking in many necessary clusters for English pronunciation.

Ex: Chinese delivery people: "yu wan yo food deriver RYE NAO."

Me: "Word"

by Naglfarra November 1, 2009