ED

abbreviation for the health condition known as erectile dysfunction. Erectile Dysfunction is where it is harder for a man to achieve an erection. (Impotence).

Drugs that can be used to help ED include
Viagra(sildenafil citrate)
Vicerex (apparently you can use this one with alcohol)

Since I have ED, it is hard for me to get hard.

by TylerNT May 30, 2006

/.ed

Short for Slashdotted

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by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004

Ed

Ed is a definition for erectile disfunction which is when the penis does not blow up which makes you to able to have 👉👌(sex).

It can also be a person with the name of Ed

Ed is a young man who has been diagnosed with acne and if he lets his beard grow has a goatee.

Ed's beard looks like pubes.

by TheCornDealer September 9, 2019

Ed

Someone who makes repeated submissions of supposed new words to the Urban Dictionary, but is never successful in getting any of them accepted.

John tried to impress the women at the party with his vocabulary, but they all knew he was an Ed.

by Amicus101 January 15, 2013

ED

(Or the phonetic glyph 'ae') Shorthand of Encyclopedia Dramatica (encyclopediadramatica.com), teh funnayz wiki hate site; evar! It features quite knowledgeable, polished and refined fanzine articles with a plethora of multimedia content, alongside thought out definitions and witty socio-political commentary; mostly about the current internet drama subculture. Only the exalted victors of the e-worlds are allowed to edit its illustrious pages, filled with the magnificently exquisite nectar of their lulzeries. Meaning; lulzy fagxrz poxerz haxorz shit; wikipedos... do not want! we pwnxr yu!!!!11! (banned anonymous amirite) Add to everything ED related.

(Dubious disclaimer: This definition was also written for the lulz!)

These silly EDiot EDitors think that because they are somewhat funnay they can get away with murder; they are asking for it; had not being doing it for the lulz!

by mayor_lulzer May 11, 2008

ed

Ed is the standard text editor bundled with most Unix and Unix-like systems (Linux, for example.) Superior to Emacs and vi in every way.

Ed is the standard text editor.

by Goddamnit January 7, 2007

ed

1. erectile dysfunction

2. A word used to descibe somebody as retarded, or doing something stupid. It can essentially be used in place of retarted. This word actually originated at a high school in San Diego. Apparently the janitor at the schools name was Ed, and he was retarted. So whenever somebody did something retarted, people wud say "thats so ed".

1. Many old men have ED.

2. You are so ed.

by Pitcher45 April 7, 2007