'Noid

Noun. Short for paranoid. Someone who is extremely warry of their surroundings, usually due to marajuana.

"Avoid the 'noid"

by iamnotjb June 9, 2003

noid

adj. (noy-d)
The expression of an idea or concept being a bad one, that will likely end with bad results. derived from the word "paranoid", it originates from use within circles of drug users, particularly cannabis, where paranoia is easily triggered.

a: hey, why don't we go smoke a joint then go to the police station?
b: nah man, thats noid.

a: wha'dya wanna do?
b: why don't we go to that party?
a: sounds noid.

a: dude, you wanna go see justin bieber?
b: noid.

by tokester1029 December 3, 2010

Noids

A combination word of nigger and groid you can actually say on social media without getting thrown in Facebook jail.

Did you see all them niggers attack all them white peopleat the mall Elroy?!

Yep those fucking noids all need hanging'!

by Topcracker666 December 2, 2019

noids

An expression to define being paranoid.

"Hey Connor you got the noids from that jazz cabbage?"

by flimsier October 13, 2017

noid

a noid is a red being that feasts on fear, pain, dread, etc. it enjoys eating pizza and smoking dank. watch out for him.

guy 1: shit man, do you smell pizza?
guy 2: yeah man. its the noid. we need to leave.
guy 1: i agree, i feel a sense of sadness and pain.

by mr. worlwide dale March 16, 2022

noid

An unpleasant, stupid, or ineffectual person. (Note: my friends coined this in college in 1983--before the Domino's pizza ads)

Shut up, noid!

by Bob St. Cul April 2, 2003

noids

What 3-year-olds call Wonka Nerds.

I'ma need some candy noiw! Noids!!

by drunk|ballerina November 15, 2005