As snoopy put it:
Totse isn't just a website, totse is the first true website, if it can even be called a website anymore. Nowadays, totse is your fat, sweaty Mexican mom. I, snoopy, am the saggy bitchtits that slap your dumb ass skank ho around if you misbehave, or if you just happen to be around me when you shouldn't.
Totse, like all holy things, exists from 3 divine parts. The text file section, the BBS, and the IRC chatroom. The text file section is like the Bible, only better. It, like the bible, is filled with metaphors, riddles and satire. Unfortunately, these are the arch enemies of any idiot's brain, hence the text file section is very hated, yet it is very famous for acts of losing fingers, burning ones face off, getting in jail, getting raped, murder/suicide, molotov everything etc.
The BBS is much like a BBQ. There's the elite, enjoying the weather, food, poolside conversation a.o. However, for every elite, there are about 1000 (one thousand) idiots, throwing around frisbees, kicking footballs into the grill, setting off bottle rockets from our drinks, peeing in the pool and so on and so on.
The IRC room isn't very popular, because it's one of the few corners of totse still held intact by the elites. For a community with thousands and thousands of members, the IRC room never gets more than 20 users at once. This is largely because we, the elites, ban anyone who comes in on tap.
Except, more recently, it has become 1,000,000 idiots for every elite. The elites have sadly left, in hopes of finding a site with less kid/idiots. Sadly, the great Snoopy has left as well. This is why we need all the old guys back, and the noobs Fucking banned
Totse isn't just a website, totse is the first true website, if it can even be called a website anymore. Nowadays, totse is your fat, sweaty Mexican mom. I, snoopy, am the saggy bitchtits that slap your dumb ass skank ho around if you misbehave, or if you just happen to be around me when you shouldn't.
Totse, like all holy things, exists from 3 divine parts. The text file section, the BBS, and the IRC chatroom. The text file section is like the Bible, only better. It, like the bible, is filled with metaphors, riddles and satire. Unfortunately, these are the arch enemies of any idiot's brain, hence the text file section is very hated, yet it is very famous for acts of losing fingers, burning ones face off, getting in jail, getting raped, murder/suicide, molotov everything etc.
The BBS is much like a BBQ. There's the elite, enjoying the weather, food, poolside conversation a.o. However, for every elite, there are about 1000 (one thousand) idiots, throwing around frisbees, kicking footballs into the grill, setting off bottle rockets from our drinks, peeing in the pool and so on and so on.
The IRC room isn't very popular, because it's one of the few corners of totse still held intact by the elites. For a community with thousands and thousands of members, the IRC room never gets more than 20 users at once. This is largely because we, the elites, ban anyone who comes in on tap.
Except, more recently, it has become 1,000,000 idiots for every elite. The elites have sadly left, in hopes of finding a site with less kid/idiots. Sadly, the great Snoopy has left as well. This is why we need all the old guys back, and the noobs Fucking banned
by Bates23 (known as as Bates) August 30, 2006
Get the Totse mug.The official successor to the original TOTSE. The website is near enough an exact replica of the original, with a large section of informative text files, a BBS with many of the original &T members, and an IRC channel. The website, BBS and even the IRC are always improving, with members and staff working in collaboration to restore the originalities of &T, bringing a once epic community back to life. Viva la TOTSE!
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The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....
Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
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Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.
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