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Like Whore 

A Like Whore is a woman who seeks out likes on the internet that are only obtained due to her face and her breasts being exposed in scantily-clad outfits. This is usually done via Facebook in the form of the exact same pose and picture type being taken and posted 30 times. A key feature of a Like Whore is that she does not consider herself a whore or immoral in any way, and says she would never do cam shows or prostitution. Nevertheless, men respect women who do cam shows more than those who are Like Whores due to the honesty and integrity of the cam show whore girls in comparison. If you are going to show off your nearly nude body for male attention constantly, at least be honest about it.
Guy 1: Why does the girl at work show a million different close-ups of her breasts in her Facebook pictures? Did she forget men like those things? Or she’s just checking in on us?
Guy 2: She’s a Like Whore. She should go full throttle and just be honest and move to Dubai and start sucking dick, designing art, and interior decorating.
Like Whore by Eric Kazinsky May 17, 2016
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Like-Whore 

Facebook friends who like everyone's status updates, pictures, or comments no matter who's they are, or what they say.
Jane Smith: Went to the vet today and saw my friend from college!
Joe likes this

Pic of me and my third cousin Stan
Joe likes this
Ryan: Joe you're such a Like-Whore
Like-Whore by A.Roo July 18, 2010

like whore 

a teenage girl with an exceptional ass, decent boobs, and a meh face who constantly shares her pictures online to attract more facebook likes due to her daddy issues and insecurities
like whore by hop69 August 25, 2013

like-whore 

a person that "likes" (in a relationship type of way) more than one person (boy or girl).
dude u like so many girls... you're such a like-whore

Like Whore 

This is to identify those that do this in the youtube comments which were originally made for actual comments on or for the video. Not irrelevant bullshit that has nothing to do with the said video.
Someone who begs for likes and tries to sound relatable so you can like their comment. This definition caters to the youtube comment section in particular. Some people do this ironically to make fun of actual like whores.

User 1: Leave a like on this comment if you are listening to this in (Insert current year).

User 2: Can you stop being a like whore? It's annoying and repetitive.
Like Whore by Big Black Clam November 19, 2017

sweating like a whore in church

sweating very badly, like a whore might sweat if she were in church.
This Florida summer weather is killing me. I can't step outside with sweating like a whore in church.

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch 

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.
Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.