egg daddy

when u fist a milf

damn im her egg daddy

by fhduxrujytgfvi August 27, 2019

making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

Mississippi runny eggs

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).

My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.

by painthuffer52 April 9, 2025

lil egg

a nickname to be called by one person and one person only. iykyk

ur my lil egg
u lil egg

by Lizzixe August 7, 2021

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.

Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.

by Winters Scoop December 4, 2023

Queefster egg

When you queef so hard you spontaneously ovulate.

God damn, her stand up routine gave me a queefster egg. Next time we go, I’m gonna have to wear a tampon.

I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.

by Mouthshart88 February 4, 2018

Leicester eggs

Scrambled eggs that are slightly runny.

What are you having for breakfast? Want for Leicester eggs?

by Elvaselina December 28, 2020