J-Hatch

1. When a girl's hair is especially nappy that day.
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail

1. "Do you need to borrow my brush, cause your hair is pulling a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"

by MerBer May 20, 2008

Poopy J Hole

Is when a man shoves his cock into another man who has just taken a shit and has not wiped his ass so then when he jizzes his Penis hole will be a J hole and becomes shitty or poopy.

Charlie why do you have a Poopy J Hole, where you having sex with Jake again.

by Slayer1423 June 21, 2009

j-law

Jennifer Lawrence's nickname

'Oi Dude! Who do you think will win the Grammy for best actress?'
Oh its gotta be J-Law she's ace!

by Mojitohuma January 1, 2014

J. Edgar Hoover

A sexy lady.

J. Edgar Hoover, was a sexy lady. J. Edgar Hoover. Sexy lady.

by rubow August 9, 2009

trips j maf

The triple j mafia is a group of sexy young men all in their prime. The triple j mafia is back in action after one of the founding members has since returned back to Maryland. trips j maf has been united again. The two member of the alliance have yet to be seen around.

did you see the "trips j maf" at lakeforest today? they peeping new clothes and hoes........then they started scrapping.

by im always down to grub October 20, 2010

J you in the face

Jab someone in the face.

Alana if you don't stop im going to j you in the face.

by Booskii0817 May 22, 2011

peter j tart

Combination of "Peter Out" and "Jam Tart". The name that you call someone when they peter out on a plan or party.

James: "I have to head home guys."
Bob: "You're petering out on us man?"
James: "Yeah, have to head out."
Bob: "Oh man, Peter J Tart. I can't believe you're jam tarting on us man!"

by Mitsuda August 10, 2007