Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum
by Grudgehe January 17, 2019
Get the Toms mummug. A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time
by Darien the driver February 1, 2022
Get the Tommug. the guy with the hugest dick ever bigger than everyone else’s in the whole world and nobody can do anything about it it is just so big that it hurts.
by frogger666 November 22, 2021
Get the tommug. Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!
Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
Get the Tom Conti as Albert Einsteinmug. 
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”
He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.
Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.
The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,
April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.
The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,
Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.
Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.
The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,
April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.
The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,
Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."
"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024
Get the Tom Cockmug.