technifuckingcality

The combination of the words "fucking" and "technicality".

It is a technifuckingcality that you won the game.

I learned it by the technifuckingcality.

by LingDanc803 June 1, 2023

Technical Blackout

You are doing your normal thing, going to work or school, but all of a sudden you pass out but your brain is still working, all you see is black, you have 10 seconds until you wake up again, but in the black vision there is a 50% chance you die from passing out to passing away, the other 50% chance you survive and you wake up. There is a 1% chance to have a technical blackout, would you survive the nothingness of dark? Or be unlucky and die from passing out.

I’m watching TV but now I see darkness, I think I’m having Technical Blackout

by Director Mylob44 August 6, 2023

TECHDOG500

HES THE DEFINITION OF MIDS CAUSE HES A BUM AA BOT! #SHEEEESH

Yo thats so TECHDOG500 hes so SUSSY *MEOWS*

by NOT MID August 26, 2023

technickel difficulties

When da stupid coin-operated machine malfunctions.

Simply pounding on da "insert 5¢" mechanism can sometimes solve technickel difficulties.

by QuacksO July 30, 2024

Techniques

"Techniques," as used by prank channel CringeCamTV, is an undefined term meant to confuse whoever he's pranking. Typically, CringeCamTV will walk up to a store employee, show them printed photos of guys giving a light skin stare (his "documents"), and will ask if the store carries techniques, technology, horse shoes, stallion cream, latino oil, lube, or other odd items that he doesn't elaborate on. Again, "techniques" in this context doesn't have a proper definition, but CringeCamTV talks about it like it's common knowledge, adding to the mystery and confusion. Given the suggestive or freaky nature of some of the images he shows, it can be assumed that "techniques" refers to something sexual, but no one can say for sure.

CringeCamTV: "You guys got techniques?"
Store Employee: "Sorry?"
CringeCamTV: Shows light skin stare picture "Techniques. Like, technology type crap. Modified techniques."
Store Employee: "Um... I have no idea what you're talking about."
CringeCamTV: Points to light skin stare picture "So no, like, stallion cream, technology work shoes? None of that?"
Store Employee: Speechless, dumbfounded
CringeCamTV: "Shit, I think I'm gonna have to go to another location."

by OVERDRIVEN32 August 13, 2024

Techmoan

The term refers to the noise patterns produced by electronic equipment resulted from it's operation or function. Techmoan is a blend of "technology" and "moan" (to emit a moan-like sound) and is used to describe the acoustic aspects of modern electronic devices. Techmoans can vary widely in intensity, frequency, and character, depending on the specific technology in use. These sounds often stem from various components within the device, such as fans, hard drives, motors, or electrical circuits.

"The vintage arcade machine emitted nostalgic techmoans as it brought classic games to life, the sound a reminder of the gaming past."

"In the data center, the relentless techmoan of servers filled the room, with each server's hard drive contributing its own distinct rhythm."

"The techmoan of a 3D printer crafting the new design added an artistic touch to the otherwise silent workshop."

by crownermorr October 22, 2023

Techgoraphobia

When your fear of the self-help kiosks at almost every business gets to a point where you fear leaving the house. You worry that you may have missed paying for one item at the grocery self-check-out and that the police are going to show up and let you know about it. You think you paid for something twice at another store. You are pretty sure that the line of people behind you at another kiosk were grumbling because you were taking too long. The only safe place to be is on your own couch. The safest place to get food is from the fridge or from grandma’s pantry.

I can’t run your errands. Techgoraphobia is real.

by Pip the Disambiguated December 23, 2023