When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.
Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend
by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021
Get the Sloppy jalopy Bryantmug. by Dickerson69420_Dick October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. To wipe your pre-cum on the upper lip of your partner before he/she blows you, giving him/her a Walter Cronkite-like moustache.
By the way, I actually believe the last time that Doocy used the phrase "this is huge" is when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a sloppy Cronkite. What? You never had a sloppy Cronkite?!
by JoeT December 13, 2008
Get the sloppy cronkitemug. Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.
by Shaqlord February 1, 2021
Get the Sloppy Shaqmug. When a woman's vagina has part of the lips hanging out.
Sort of like a cavern, with rocks coming out of the top.
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Sort of like a cavern, with rocks coming out of the top.
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Bob: "Oi, charlese?"
Charlese: "Yes?"
Bob: "How old are you?"
Charlese: "Thirty Seven, Why?"
Bob: "Because you've got a sloppy mop hangin' out back here".
Charlese: "Yes?"
Bob: "How old are you?"
Charlese: "Thirty Seven, Why?"
Bob: "Because you've got a sloppy mop hangin' out back here".
by BigGayLion January 3, 2015
Get the Sloppy Mopmug. by Dirty Mike Steve October 27, 2017
Get the sloppy camelmug. Gf: Hey babe. Since it's your birthday, do you want to try anal?
Bf: Nah. But a sloppy Dallas before work sounds great
Bf: Nah. But a sloppy Dallas before work sounds great
by Breakfastboy27 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug.