ride bling

Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.

Dude, you hammered that century on Sunday, so much ride bling!

by PhatBoyG May 22, 2016

ride scoop

A ride scoop is basically that one friend who can drive and picks you up when you need a ride.

Annie: Hey Bobby will you be my ride scoop and drive me to the mall?
Bobby: Sure Annie, anything for a friend.

Christie: Damn, i seriously want to go to the concert this weekend, but i don't have anyone to drive me. Robby? Do a friend a favor?
Robby: Yeah I'll be your ride scoop Christie, if you get me a ticket to the concert too :)

by urbandictionaryanonymous May 11, 2016

roof riding

is when you get on top of your car and drive around (preferably a station wagon with a rack to hold on to)

My sister took us roof riding around Reche Canyon riding on the roof, holding on to the rack.

by Spongeghetta May 18, 2016

not gana ride a hover board

Pussy

If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy

by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Ride-surfing

When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.

Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch

#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated

#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver

#from #your #couch

Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!

"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.

Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!

I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!

Ride-surfing is the shiznit!

by Inspktr May 3, 2018

suburban ride

80 miles an hour down the road blaring Timmy trumpet with 4 men hanging outside the car.

We just went on a suburban ride and almost lost Brad.

by Miznah May 4, 2018