Little Brown Riding Hood

Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax

"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"

by T0mmyKn1fe August 19, 2016

Chill Ride

A motorcycle riders way of saying “do not stick to the speed limit”.

It means to cut up traffic with the homies, do wheelies, burnouts, and basically anything to wake up the whole state.

“Hey bro, let’s go for a “chill ride”.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

roof riding

is when you get on top of your car and drive around (preferably a station wagon with a rack to hold on to)

My sister took us roof riding around Reche Canyon riding on the roof, holding on to the rack.

by Spongeghetta May 18, 2016

Bench ride

The bench you sit on while waiting for someone to ride a roller coaster.

Instead of riding the scary roller coaster, I went on the bench ride instead.

by Bartye May 10, 2024

bike riding

at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.

Person 1: can you ride a bike with me

Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation

Person 1: oh f-

Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually

by ImJustASnom March 13, 2021

ride the luge

The act of giving really good felatio, ie: GOLD MEDAL FELATIO (no teeth is key) in hopes that you will be rewarded.

"I think I'm going to ride the Luge tonight, I really want that $300 coach bag I found on-line"!

by sweetsusieofawesomeness December 6, 2012

Cold Ass Riding

A Lifestyle. The famous words spoken in a Brandon Buckingham video, cemented as the greatest motto of all time.

mayo mullen: what is your lifestyle ?? i need to leach

Cold Ass Riding🙏🕊️

by spaghetti-foreskin May 4, 2024