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fudgy pants 

a.someone who shit their pants in the persent or past.
b.something you would say to a short fat dude with a big ass.
Did you shit yourself fudgy pants?
What it is fudgy pants...what it is.
fudgy pants by Gun Smoke July 15, 2009

captain smelly pants 

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"
Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...

get into my pants 

When a girl comes to your house and she opens your pants and starts biting, sucking, and licking your penis. But when she sucks it to hard it makes her choke.
When that I let that girl get into my pants, she choked and almost died..
get into my pants by Whiteamuiian September 19, 2016

traveling pants 

you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-

Pie Pants 

What's so hard to figure out about this one? Pants + Pie = Pie Pants. The true challenge to this piece of clothing is trying to keep it on.
Shit, man - I wore Pie Pants to this party and they were totally gone in ten minutes flat!
Pie Pants by Andi- July 11, 2006

cheese through pants 

Someone with cottage cheese cellulite on their butt who wears a pair of pants that shows the cellulite through the fabric.
That teacher has a pair of cheese through pants on.