Spaghetti legs

A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion

Check out aunt Mable, few sherries and she’s got a dose of the old spaghetti legs

by Unclegripper July 09, 2021

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Long legs goddess

Expression used to describe Sowon, vocalist of GFRIEND (a South Korean girl group), because of her long, beautiful legs

The long legs goddess has dazzled everyone with her beauty in the photo shoot.
We don't know Sowon's true stature, but we're sure she's a long legs goddess

by Citadelle_etoilee May 17, 2020

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one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein January 24, 2012

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winter legs

when one hasn't shaved their legs for at least 3 months. usually occurs in winter, that's why it's called winter legs. single people have this the most, as they are, well, single, and they have no one who will see their legs in winter.

girl 1: hey should i switch to summer legs or keep it winter?
girl 2: of course switch to summer, winter legs are fucking disgusting.
girl 1: but no one would see my legs, i'm not going outside anyway...
girl 2: shave it, ok? maybe then you'll stop whining about not having a boyfriend...

by supergorilla March 28, 2014

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crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa September 27, 2015

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