IT Special

A voluntary disruption and subsequent restoration of electrical power to a computer or other piece of technology performed to remedy malfunctioning hardware or software with no readily discernible cause. Often referred to as "turn it off, turn it on again" by non-technical management.

Usually performed by IT staff, as this non-invasive yet highly advanced procedure provides them job security and a way to blow end users' minds, further solidifying IT department budgets worldwide.

HR manager: "My email won't load on my laptop but it works fine on my phone. My computer is broken!!"
Coworker: "Don't be silly, have you tried the IT special?"
Hr manager: "You mean turn it off, turn it on again? Good idea!"

by Bassed251 December 14, 2025

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Manager's Special

The sexual act of fornicating a woman in the anus, knocking her out, and then wiping your shitty dick on her lips.

Maria was giving me attitude last night, so I took her to the bedroom and gave her the Manager's Special.

by UncleGubGubGubsy July 28, 2019

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special call

when two people have spicy time over call or video call, also called phone sex.

person 1: damn man, i haven’t had a special call in weeks, im DYING
person 2: i? Okay

by -aishite- May 24, 2022

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Mark Hayward Special

The act of getting five blowjobs in one day.

"Duded she like me so much she gave me five blowjobs in one day!"

"No way! You had just gotten the Mark Hayward Special!"

by Cote DI December 27, 2015

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Mcdonald's Special

The act of getting a Double Cheeseburger but taking away the ketchup and the top bun. When this is done you split the burger in half, put your penis inside of it, take a bite out of it, and then you get the mayo and ketchup.

Person 1: Oww my wing wang hurts so bad!
Person 2: Oh why?
Person 1: My dog gave me a Mcdonald's Special!
Person 2: Uh shucks!

by asdfasdfasdfasdhgdsjyikr March 10, 2023

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