Skip to main content

Unholy Hand Grenade

The act of flatulating in small inanimate object (usually a pillow or stuffed animal) for the purpose of delivering its putrid payload to the olfactory sensors of an unsuspecting bystander.
While Cliff was passed out on the sofa I lobbed an unholy hand grenade at his face. Hilarity ensued.
by JoNeBoY August 14, 2010
mugGet the Unholy Hand Grenade mug.

country hand warmer

masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey
Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!

Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
by ChokeyChicken March 29, 2010
mugGet the country hand warmer mug.

double dream hands

The exact date of the discovery of double dream hands is unknown but it is believed to have been initially observed late in the first decade of the second millennium. Whether double dream hands have always existed or were only recently developed by man is unknown; however, it has been ascertained that world-renowned choreographer John Jacobson was the first (And so far only) person to master the maneuver.

Double dream hands is a dance move whose power is equivalent to 3.2 Kamehameha waves. Scanners typically read John Jacobson's power level as well over 9000. While the move may appear to be rather straightforward, this deception is all a part of the double dream hands's true power. It is recommended that one attain at least a 3rd-degree black belt in Choreography before attempting the maneuver as there have been cases of less well-trained dancers being killed by its might. An alternative is to attempt the single dream hand, however the force of this move pales in comparison to its doubled relative.
"Shoulder! Chin! Shoulder shoulder shoulder! Double dream hands!" - John Jacobson
by Planet Rock December 17, 2010
mugGet the double dream hands mug.

left handed doflinky

a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.
clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.
by john stodderd May 21, 2008
mugGet the left handed doflinky mug.

Jizz Pan Hands

A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'
Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.
by rpalms September 4, 2009
mugGet the Jizz Pan Hands mug.

fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.
Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!
by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019
mugGet the fastest hands in the west mug.

Pimp Hand Slap

The ever present 'pimp hand slap', this is a back hand slap usually quicker than lightining. Given by the butch of the community or relationship. The person who gives it demands respect and after a PHS he will have it.
little jimmy was being a cocky bastard so i gave him a pimp hand slap, QUICKER THAN LIGHTINING!!!
by PimpOfHertfordshire May 22, 2008
mugGet the Pimp Hand Slap mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email