I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 5, 2023

I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson

"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022

I'm dead

Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.

"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."

by The_Truth_Tortoise October 27, 2017

I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.

''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''

by JR2082 October 17, 2023

I'm McFuckin it

When you don’t give a fuck but in McDonald

Ur mom:*exists*
Ronald McDonald:I'm McFuckin it

by raybeez July 28, 2022

I'm sat

When you get fucking humbled by one of your friends and it was just to good for you to say anything back.

(Getting humbled is like someone tell you to sit down.)

"You fall so much you might as well always be on the floor"

Me:"You know that guy I was telling you about?"
M8 : "which one you talk about that many I lost track"
Me:I'm sat ✋😅🤚

by Hollie maria June 1, 2024

I'm fucking anonym bish

WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?

i think you are stupid af, let me go your nasty stalker, I'm fucking anonym bish

by Why the hell do u care? February 22, 2017