Boy - u have a boyfriend?
Girl- yes
Boy "pulls some money out of his poket "
Boy - u still have a boyfriend ?
Girl- ........ No
Btw it works for all gender
Girl- yes
Boy "pulls some money out of his poket "
Boy - u still have a boyfriend ?
Girl- ........ No
Btw it works for all gender
by anonymous December 5, 2021
Get the Moneymug. 1.) What the the rulers of this world. I e. Authorities, Police, 1st responders use to secretly fund illegal or questionable activities.
2.) Cash, Crypto tokens, Cheques.
2.) Cash, Crypto tokens, Cheques.
by 20/20 Vision Reality March 29, 2024
Get the Dark Moneymug. 
A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.
by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022
Get the Money's acting funny, change a little strangemug. by wellafella March 1, 2024
Get the Cheeseburger Moneymug. money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.
Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!
3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!
3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by matteroffactmeandyouaregreat! July 8, 2021
Get the moneymug. A term used when describing money that has been obtained legally but without work. Often used when referring to money acquired after a divorce or when gold-digging.
The term 'honey' refers to a bear's strategy of raiding a beehive for honey. The bear benefits from the effort of someone else without doing any actual work themselves.
The term 'honey' refers to a bear's strategy of raiding a beehive for honey. The bear benefits from the effort of someone else without doing any actual work themselves.
You gotta marry that old man and get that sweet honey money!
My husband died, at least he left me some decent honey money.
My husband died, at least he left me some decent honey money.
by Cowgirl2683 February 23, 2022
Get the Honey Moneymug.