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safety jack

The act of masturbating several hours before a sexual encounter so as to prevent premature ejaculation and enhance the duration of the act.
Is it five o'clock yet? It's almost time for my safety jack before meeting up with Jessica...
by IRC got me laid July 16, 2009
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Jack Sanner

Used to be a cool fat catholic and now he's just a soy boy douche
Damn, I really miss the old Jack Sanner. Now, he's just a soy boy.
by steelersboy42 March 4, 2019
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Psycho Jack

"Psycho Jack" is the alternate form of Jack Bauer from 24. He comes out from time to time when Jack is in great mental distress. Typically, when regular men are faced with a situation that they cannot mentally handle, they fall apart. Jack Bauer is no regular man, and when he is faced with such a situation, he struggles for a short time with the burden; slowly you can see a change in his eyes. Then Jack is then overtaken with an intense, psychotic, murderous rage.

While in this rage, Jack has no concern for his own life, can't really feel pain, shooting him just pisses him off even more and he will not stop until every single person he is currently facing is dead. His fits of rage typically only last a few minutes, but while fully raged he is without fear, hesitation, and all of his senses are heightened to near superhuman levels.
In Season 1 we saw his transformation to Psycho Jack for the first time. Nina tricked Jack into thinking his daughter had been murdered by Victor Drazen and his men.

You see the event nearly broke Jack, he even shed a few tears for the loss of his beloved daughter.

Then you saw a change in his eyes, and he drove a van into the warehouse were Drazen's men were waiting for him. He proceeded to kill every single person in the warehouse and confronted Drazen. He then proceeded to shoot Drazen 12 times until his gun ran out of bullets. With Drazen dead, Jack returns to his normal state.
by SRK J-ride April 23, 2010
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smell jacking

When your with a woman and the only thing she lets you do is finger her vagina and then you proceed home without washing your hands and commence to smelling your finger while jacking off simultaneously.
Joe- man I was with this hot girl last night and all she would let me do was finger her. So I hurried home without washing my hands and started smell jacking to get off.
by lolababy409 August 21, 2010
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jacks penis

This penis is bigger then the blue whales cock diameter when he whips it out on a girl it knock her out!
Wow his cock is huge I feel bad for that girl who gets jacks penis must be painful
by God of jacks May 27, 2020
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Jack Rabbiting

To go up behind someone and jump and thrust at the same time
As a prank Jon went up behind Andy humped him like jack rabbiting
by Eserahs Phillips May 13, 2015
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