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post-facebook

1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.
His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.
by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009
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Facebook Confident

Someone who will like or comment on anyone's status, picture or post without a care in the world
Jonh: "did you hear that Adam liked Louise's status last night?"

Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"

Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"
by Robin French January 8, 2012
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Facebook Popping

The delibarate act of posting a status, logging off, then logging on again to see if anyone commented.
Me: Hey, didn't you log into Facebook like a million times.
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping
by BigassBootyPlaya September 3, 2011
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Facebook Massacring

When people create their own conversations amoungst you're profile eg status updates, and has nothing to do with it.
we are totally facebook massacring Tracey's status right now
by Tinkrbelle August 6, 2010
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Facebook Resume

The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:

1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......

but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.
by thunder_bolt001 July 5, 2014
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Facebook Point

Like making a point for an argument, but doing so via facebook. Sometimes this can be through debating your results on a quiz or just posting something commenting on a recent news event.

The point can be made for better or for worse.
"I'm not girly according to this quiz, but everyone TOTALLY knows I am. I'm going to make a Facebook Point about this!"
by Ivor Alias & NDA July 9, 2009
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Facebook Vortex

1. a place in Facebook, created by the human mind, where "late" messages, and notifications are sucked into, resulting in delayed arrival. The subconscious mind creates this to make an excuse for forgetting to reply, for lack of attention, and for flat out ignoring someone on Facebook.

2. an actual place in Facebook where messages and notifications are sucked into causing delayed arrival.
**** This is an unexplained and *RARE* phenomenon****
1.Mitch: July 20 at 12:39pm
hey we still gonna hang saturday? :)

Marie: July 25 at 1:34pm
i JUST got this! SO sorry!
it would'nt have worked anyways, i was busyyyyy

Mitch: July 25 at 1:41pm
i saw you on chat the last couple days. it's like it got sucked into a Facebook Vortex or something.

Marie: July 25 at 1:56pm
i KNOW! fucked up, eh?

2."What the hell???? She commented on this TWO fucking days ago! It's like it got trapped in a Facebook Vortex or some shit."
by mitchmatsch July 25, 2011
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