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douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Douche Bag

Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.
Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
by NMFSD February 20, 2011
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

stealth douche

A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.
I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.
by sorkab August 4, 2010
mugGet the stealth douchemug.

Woosh Douche

Someone who comments r/woosh on social media at all or over uses it.
Guy one: Tells joke

Guy two: Doesn’t get the reference or joke

Woosh douche: r/woooosh
by PSYCHADELICPLATYPUS March 22, 2019
mugGet the Woosh Douchemug.

douche bag

1.some asshole who thinks they are hot shit and know everything

2.an object used for putang cleaning
1. God look at douche over there he thinks hot shit.
2. Jees i could really use a douche bag.
by douche101 July 18, 2009
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Douche Square

A not so common phrase used in place of douche bag.
"wow your a fucking douche square lothar, stop spawn killing"
by Levitevitavarion February 26, 2009
mugGet the Douche Squaremug.

douche shandy

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice
sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy
by lukeboi November 29, 2006
mugGet the douche shandymug.

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