Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.

Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”

by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022

brain.lag

What an amazing person! Her tiktok account posts brain-tickling theories, and she's super funny. W account.

Person 1: Have you seen the new theory from brain.lag?
Person 2: Yeah, she must have a lot of free time!

by Bungou Gay Dogs March 16, 2022

Brain Teasers

The Brain Teasers make your brain funny "Moonlight nigga why you trippen get your moonlight yuh"

I love Brain Teasers.

by SSSyourdad March 25, 2022

Brain Cancer

When someone gives you immaculate brain and warps your perception of reality so much to where you got to much brain and now it’s not alive.

Shawty brain so good it gives me brain cancer

by IBeDoingWork March 28, 2022

Bobinkin

The piece of meat or fat, that connects your butt cheek to your upper thigh.

Did y’all see my bobinkin, it was eating my shorts.

by Bowman dozer March 31, 2022

brain pain

correct and far superior word for "headache"

"I don't know, I'm having such a headache today" - "Headache???? What's a headache???? Don't you mean brain pain?!!!"

by itsbrainpainbitch April 2, 2022

Brainard

A very very special kind of person that bricks keys and plays arcane unironically.

he pulled a brainard

by Titanic Douche Barrett April 4, 2022