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Asshole

A person you like, love, or care about that has pissed you off a lot
My boyfriend was an asshole last night when he kept teasing and making fun of me.
by Ninjalette2005 June 29, 2022
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Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
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Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit
by Silverray76 December 3, 2022
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Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.
At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.
by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022
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asshole

a person that is of poor quality human, normally a waste of breath and is annoying
Max: hey i had sex with your fat mom
Ted: fuck you man your an asshole
by alekbie2 May 21, 2021
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asshole

a girl named Marli, a goat or YO MAMMA!!
YO MAMMA is such an asshole
by full time badass November 16, 2021
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asshole fiend

Stay away from that nightclub, man, it’s full of nothing but asshole fiends.
by Cousin Rebel April 22, 2018
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