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CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018
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Monster

Someone who is generally very strong and scary with an intimidating aura, and features and seen generally someone who you wouldn't interact with
Man! that guy's a monster, he's huge.
by Shad0wb1ade March 24, 2023
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ugly monster

My ugly monster is gonna rip your throat!!
by 4744jay October 30, 2017
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cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021
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Walking with Monsters

Anybody wanna watch walking with monsters?
by The Stink Bucket September 26, 2021
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Monster house

Let’s be honest, you hate when this happens.
by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 6, 2020
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Monster

Monster is an energy drink that was introduced by Hansen Natural Company in April of 2002. Monster has a 35% share of the energy drink market.
I had some Monster today!
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
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