White Monster

A flavor of monster energy said to hold tremendous power, but in reality transforms the drinker into a femboy.

Chase: I’m bouta hit a pr, let me chug that white monster.

Chase (2 minutes later): UwU

by MrWong December 28, 2024

Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024

Brown Monster

Absolutely MASSIVE shit. From France.

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.

by Brownmonster2000 January 12, 2025

Tennessee Tickle Monster

To get finger blasted by a shit covered pinky finger as someone tickles your taint with a whip.

That big country guy handled me with the ol Tennessee Tickle Monster

by The paper June 13, 2025

Monster

a person, typically a child, who is rude or badly behaved.

"Christopher is only a year old, but already he is a little monster" -Chief Inspector Marlowe

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Monster

criticize or reprimand severely.

"my mother used to monster me for coming home so late"

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025