Chris

a crackhead prostitute who eats xanaxs for fun.

Chris needs to stay off da crack,.

by 999shii February 20, 2020

Chris

Someone who has no rizz.

Damn, that guy has no rizz. His name must be Chris

by Coleen Bryant March 31, 2023

Chris Riot

A punk rock dude that is originally from Northwest Florida. He's a decent musician, but will tell you some of the worst jokes ever. He enjoys to listen to Lady Gaga far too much. Sometimes you can catch him playing drums in the band The Chodes, and a few other groups. He's quite talented in a kitchen, but drinks lethal amounts of tequila if he is in possession of any. It's astonishing he still walks this Earth in good health.

Stop talking about ABBA so much. You sound like Chris Riot.

by riotkiley January 22, 2024

Chris

Chris are usually alway asshole and suck massive dick. If you have a Chris as a friend you better get the fuck away from him because he might murder you or try to rape you! GET THE FUCK AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE !!!

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ANY CHRIS YOU KNOW NOW!!

by Chris hater 69 November 16, 2021

Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Chris

Some random person's name
bro idk🗿

Tell Chris to come here.

by [e-mail] May 1, 2023

chris

chris is gay, so henceforth use it when mentioning a gay person.

Haha, look! You are a CHRIS!

by That Guy Who Is Good At Games February 1, 2021