Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 02, 2021

Turd tugger

When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you

Dude I had a mean turd tugger in the bathroom on the second floor

by Jjacob71 November 14, 2018

BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.

My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.

by mwecky January 03, 2019

Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.

Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!

by Trollerfromhades January 16, 2016

Turd eater

Someone who eats mother fucking turds

God geoefia stokes is such a turd eater

by tillyberry March 03, 2021

Turd Spawn

When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..

Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.

by Capuchin for Hire October 02, 2023

Turd sandwich

I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame

you being a turd sandwich

by Moosekaper April 11, 2022